She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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