ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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