how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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