She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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