Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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