I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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