butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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