There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.