Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
we're making bets on your personal life
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT