so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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