He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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