did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
honey bunches of taint.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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