you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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