Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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