Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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