Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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