he puts the penis in happiness.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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