whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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