do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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