I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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