yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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