did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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