ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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