He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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