My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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