You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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