Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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