3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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