yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
