she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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