I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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