their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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