i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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