I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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