I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I need you to use more vowels.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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