everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
