i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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