It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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