Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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