She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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