It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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