So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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