The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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