quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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