I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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