Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
