I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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