That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
we should paint friendship bongs
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