Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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