She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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