His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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