i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
