i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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