TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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