I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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