Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My feet surprised me
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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