I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just cropdusted the office
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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