On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I enjoy the company of your penis
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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