I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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