i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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