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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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